Disclaimer: I make no promises that indulging in these activities will not actually result in you freezing to death, so please don't come and haunt me if my advice turns out to be a little less than useful. However, I have tried all of these myself and as far as I am aware have yet to cross over to the other side.
5. Hot Water Bottle Under The Jumper. But over T-shirt.
4. Lying In The Bath. With Reading Material + Alcohol.
3. Dancing.
2. Cuddling Big Dogs. Or Cats. Or Humans.
1. Refuse To Get Out Of Bed.
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